Eep.
So I finally got the infamous Panko-Smith make out photo. And if random guy at the bar was speaking the truth, there may well be a hot live-action shot on the internet by now. Before I could stop him, the boy copies the pic to his own computer. "This," he says, "will be shown to all the guys I work with." Dirty, dirty words deleted from that comment. He also swiped the pic of the Panko laying one on me. Yeah, that's right. I was first. Again, the boy noted his friends would all think I'm the coolest. I like to think I'm the coolest because I wash his dirty underpants and deal with the smell he leaves in the bathroom...and the kitchen...and, basically, everywhere he is in the house.
Yesterday we ate well--sea scallops, olive oil and garlic pasta (so what if it came out of the box? It tasted pretty darn close to the stuff that fancy guy made at that fancy restaurant Christensen brought us to.), and asparagus. I have to say, I was might proud that the boy even ate his. Good boy.
This afternoon we celebrate the fact that one of us is able to finish a thesis. What?! ME?! That's just crazy talk. Nuh uh. I'm talking about the Dodge. Ohh, I just had a thought. Does this mean she will be leaving us too? Not that it matters, really, for I shall be gone myself. But certainly not working at this place. Or this place for that matter. Hahaha. Did I fool you? I still don't know how to make links. But if I had, the two would lead you to North Hennepin Community College and Anoka-Ramsey Community College. Both have sent letters. Both have decided I don't even deserve an interview. While that may sound a little bitter, it actually put me into a little frezy when I read them. I got on the treadmill for over a half hour that night. And I ran a lot of it too. Well, maybe that was because Beyonce came on and that put me into a little frezy too. Hey, have you ever cried on a treadmill? Like really just bawled? It's hard to keep balanced. That would have been funny. Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this post to Dodge because
A) today she'd doing what I'm incapable of at the moment and
B) I'm pretty sure she promised me cream of sum yung guy in her last comment. Bring it on woman.
Yesterday we ate well--sea scallops, olive oil and garlic pasta (so what if it came out of the box? It tasted pretty darn close to the stuff that fancy guy made at that fancy restaurant Christensen brought us to.), and asparagus. I have to say, I was might proud that the boy even ate his. Good boy.
This afternoon we celebrate the fact that one of us is able to finish a thesis. What?! ME?! That's just crazy talk. Nuh uh. I'm talking about the Dodge. Ohh, I just had a thought. Does this mean she will be leaving us too? Not that it matters, really, for I shall be gone myself. But certainly not working at this place. Or this place for that matter. Hahaha. Did I fool you? I still don't know how to make links. But if I had, the two would lead you to North Hennepin Community College and Anoka-Ramsey Community College. Both have sent letters. Both have decided I don't even deserve an interview. While that may sound a little bitter, it actually put me into a little frezy when I read them. I got on the treadmill for over a half hour that night. And I ran a lot of it too. Well, maybe that was because Beyonce came on and that put me into a little frezy too. Hey, have you ever cried on a treadmill? Like really just bawled? It's hard to keep balanced. That would have been funny. Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this post to Dodge because
A) today she'd doing what I'm incapable of at the moment and
B) I'm pretty sure she promised me cream of sum yung guy in her last comment. Bring it on woman.
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