Two days and counting...

So I'm trying to write my vows (yes, YES, I know my wedding is in TWO days!), but I'm really just annoyed at the boy right now. I find myself blogging and writing manifestos instead. How can I describe my love to him when I want to rip his eyeballs out. Notice the time. Yep, it's almost 12:30. I'll know when it's actually 12:30 because that will be the time the boy said he'd wrap up his party time but will really hang out until I become bad cop and have to drag him to bed. This is the game we play. He's noisy and loud and annoying with his friends until I crack the bedroom door open enough for him to know he needs to talk to "the old ball and chain." Then he rolls his eyes, makes sarcastic comments and makes his way into the room. I explain that I'm exhausted, stressed, PMSing, and tired of running a damn hotel just because we have a spare room. He declares I'm ruining his fun times with his friends who came all this way to see him. I resist throwing my computer across the room. He returns to his friends, rolls his eyes, makes sarcastic comments. His friends laugh, say mean things about me, he laughs. This is what he does. Doesn't matter if it's two days before the wedding or two days before my comps.

Everyone says "Oh, you need to get some sleep because you have some busy days ahead." That'd be nice and all if the boy wasn't too busy being social butterfly in my livingroom. Yes, have another beer. There isn't a crabby bride trying to write vows so that she can sleep sitting in the next room. I swear, he gets near his friends and he reverts into a complete dumbass. Is that something I can include in the vows? Didn't think so.

Cheers to the happy couple. This may be shorter than Britney's first marriage.