I Ain't Got Time to Blog
I'm thinking this will be my hit sequel to Ventura's biography. It sounds like a hit.
Pondering on the wonderful places so many will be next week. I shall spend my days in the biblioteca pretending that I will someday graduate. But that's ok. Don't think about poor, poor me while you're off sunning yourself in San Fran or Austin or Burnsville. I'll make it. But where or where do my undergrads get the money to go to Cancun? And why don't they offer to pay for their favorite teach to come with. I'm fun. I danced on the bars down there. I barfed in the crystal clear waters while attempting to snorkel. I survived a two hour bus ride and the walk up and down the Mayan ruins all while suffering from a massive hangover. I'd make a good tour guide. Really. And while I've never been to CA, I'm sure if you stuck me in your suitcase I could manage to provide you with some fun times. Think about it. Really.
Pondering on the wonderful places so many will be next week. I shall spend my days in the biblioteca pretending that I will someday graduate. But that's ok. Don't think about poor, poor me while you're off sunning yourself in San Fran or Austin or Burnsville. I'll make it. But where or where do my undergrads get the money to go to Cancun? And why don't they offer to pay for their favorite teach to come with. I'm fun. I danced on the bars down there. I barfed in the crystal clear waters while attempting to snorkel. I survived a two hour bus ride and the walk up and down the Mayan ruins all while suffering from a massive hangover. I'd make a good tour guide. Really. And while I've never been to CA, I'm sure if you stuck me in your suitcase I could manage to provide you with some fun times. Think about it. Really.
posted by KC in Katoland at 8:09 PM
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You can come up here and bask in the eternal glory of our famous melting snowbanks here in Burnsville. We can sip Mai Tais and watch my cracker neighbors mill around their ghetto apartment.
I'll be working all week as a sub. We can go through the torture of being left behind in this lovely town together.
I'll be working all week as a sub. We can go through the torture of being left behind in this lovely town together.
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