Fuckin' some shit up

Smith--
Last night in my dream a bunch of us English folk were staying at a hotel for some conference. While you were in another room a certain bitchy lit. student (ok, I'm talking about Panko--wait, no I'm not) came into the room with a videotape and asked if anyone would like to see something really funny. She flipped the tape into the VCR and the room soon saw Smith in a towel singing into her hairbrush. Then the scene switched to Smith pretending to make out with her pillow. Everyone started laughing and I went to pull the tape out. The chick tried to stop me and I punched her. Yay. Then she started screaming and went to find a certain lit. instructor, but I knew he wouldn't be mad because earlier in the dream he was watching me find my clothes while wearing a towel (I know, this is getting weird). Then I tracked her down and slapped her again. And what thanks do I get from the Smith for sticking up for her? She says she doesn't care if everyone sees her making out with a pillow. Well, at least I got to fuck some shit up.