"Golden Showers" or "Stinging in the Rain"
(while in bed, two weeks ago...)
The boy (from now on referred to as "TB"): Sometimes when we're in the shower together, I want to pee on you.
Me: What?! Don't pee on me in the shower.
TB: Just a little bit?
Me: No.
TB: But what if you were stung by a jellyfish? Could I pee on you then?
Me: Yes. *pause* But only on the spot where I was stung.
TB: What if you were stung by a jellyfish in the shower? You just said not to pee on you in the shower.
Me: I suppose if I was stung by a jellyfish in the shower, you could pee on me in the shower. But I highly doubt there will be any jellyfish in our shower.
TB: It's possible. Because they coud be picked up in nearby waterspouts and shot up in the clouds and rain down into the sewer systems and come out our shower. And then sting you, thus forcing me to pee on you in the shower.
Me: Um, yeah. Don't pee on me in the shower.
Sidenote: This conversation seriously went on for about twenty minutes.
The boy (from now on referred to as "TB"): Sometimes when we're in the shower together, I want to pee on you.
Me: What?! Don't pee on me in the shower.
TB: Just a little bit?
Me: No.
TB: But what if you were stung by a jellyfish? Could I pee on you then?
Me: Yes. *pause* But only on the spot where I was stung.
TB: What if you were stung by a jellyfish in the shower? You just said not to pee on you in the shower.
Me: I suppose if I was stung by a jellyfish in the shower, you could pee on me in the shower. But I highly doubt there will be any jellyfish in our shower.
TB: It's possible. Because they coud be picked up in nearby waterspouts and shot up in the clouds and rain down into the sewer systems and come out our shower. And then sting you, thus forcing me to pee on you in the shower.
Me: Um, yeah. Don't pee on me in the shower.
Sidenote: This conversation seriously went on for about twenty minutes.
posted by KC in Katoland at 9:33 AM
3 Comments:
TB's understanding of the water cycle is also troubling. According to his theory:
1) Waterspouts shoot water into the sky, which in turn forms clouds.
2) The water that we shower and bathe in comes from the sewer.
I think that might be grosser than getting peed on in the shower.
There was some misunderstanding on my description of the events starting at the waterspout and leading up to the jellyfish in the shower for one it was the sewer backing up into the shower not coming out of the shower head.
It could happen.
-TB
Please post a new blog so I don't have to read about this anymore. Not that it isn't entertaining. I heard Ricky Martin is a fan of the golden shower too.
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