Summer Crush List (using only the random internet pictures I have stored on my laptop under the label "misc.")

Like the SPAM museum, this needs to be crossed off my summer to-do list. I only wish there was a Green Giant museum nearby where we could see a "charming" video about how much people like their veggies, complete with a Soccer Mom quartet praising frozen broccoli to the tune of "Mr. Sandman."














So what if the boy can't throw a touchdown to save his life and he plays for perhaps the worst team in the NFL. He'd still be able to score with me. Pity he shaved all that off, even if it was for charity.














Look how they both sport the black tie. Hasselhoff could use more eyeliner.
This is how my hair was supposed to turn out. Notice how it is shorter in front than in the back. Somehow I got the opposite of this, but it's growing out nicely. For the record, I really don't have a crush on her. This was supposed to be a picture of a severly obese naked man in front of a computer screen. I clicked on the wrong link and am too lazy to fix it. Not sure who would be the better crush, really.