Funny Moments at Menards (and Home Depot, but that ruins the alliteration doesn't it)

The third funniest moment while shopping at Menards was when the boy and I realized how closely the shower faucets resembled very flacid phallic objects. Either that or Gonzo's nose; we couldn't decide which.

The second funniest moment I had while shopping at Home Depot was when the boy declared he wanted to buy a brown toilet so that "we wouldn't have to clean as much. Ditto for the shower."

The funniest moment at Home Depot was when the elderly gentleman standing next to us in the bathroom fixture aisle farted several times for a total of around 15 seconds. The boy and I attempted to continue our debate over whether or not we should get separate hot and cold water knobs or a faucet that combines the two, but upon looking at each other we knew we had to leave the area immediately for fear of peeing ourselves as we tried to hold in the laughter.