Why I Watch Football...
because this guy http://www.usatoday.com/sports/2004-12-14-hair-cover_x.htm is beooootiful. I really don't care that he isn't actually any good. I'm sure when it comes down to it he knows what to do with his (foot)balls. Hmm. This reminds me of a greeting card I bought just because I almost wet myself reading it. I had no intentions of giving it to anyone.
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Football but Aren't:
1. It was tight but Elway managed to pull it out!
2. He put it right through the uprights!
3. Pretty good for a rookie.
4. He was able to penetrate right up the middle
5. Marino was blitzed and ended up under 6 guys.
6. The ref blew it dead.
7. He went down in his end zone!
8. Emmitt finally breaks through the hole to get a few extra inches!
9. That's the longest one Deion's gotten his hands on this year!
10. It's up...and it's good!
11. Janet Jackson is the halftime entertainment (ok, I made that up...and it is dirty)
Now, you are all smart people. I want to hear your ideas. If we come up with enough, we can make our own greeting card. And let's face it folks, the way it's looking we're all going to need to have backup plans. While I'm considering stripper and topless maid, greeting card writer sounds good too.
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Football but Aren't:
1. It was tight but Elway managed to pull it out!
2. He put it right through the uprights!
3. Pretty good for a rookie.
4. He was able to penetrate right up the middle
5. Marino was blitzed and ended up under 6 guys.
6. The ref blew it dead.
7. He went down in his end zone!
8. Emmitt finally breaks through the hole to get a few extra inches!
9. That's the longest one Deion's gotten his hands on this year!
10. It's up...and it's good!
11. Janet Jackson is the halftime entertainment (ok, I made that up...and it is dirty)
Now, you are all smart people. I want to hear your ideas. If we come up with enough, we can make our own greeting card. And let's face it folks, the way it's looking we're all going to need to have backup plans. While I'm considering stripper and topless maid, greeting card writer sounds good too.
posted by KC in Katoland at 8:17 PM
3 Comments:
Katy, I have none to add. I am so NOT a football fan. I have tried and tried to like the sport, but I generally fall asleep. Now that I know that it's all sexual inuendos, I'll watch with renewed vigor!
Which was obvious when you called me exactly at kick off for the Vickings/Packers playoffs game. Ooh, you can be my tight end.
Bruce Koskioski, tight end. Next year I hope to be WIDE receiver!
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