Will You Marry Me?

No, not will you marry ME. I mean, will you MARRY me? See where the emphasis should be? Right now I have a reception hall, I have a ceremony location, I have a photographer, I have a dress, I have a man. Now I need someone to make it all legal like. And yes Dodge, I know you've offered your services, but some small part of me wants to be the traditional girl who gets married by, oh, someone affiliated with a church or something. Sure, the boy and I decided a JP would be fine, but that just means more planning on my part. A pastor/god-preachin' guy would take care of filling in. So, my challenge to you:

Hey, guess what sucks---somehow highlighting everything and making it go away. Stupid blogger. Fine. I will quickly give the challenge but that's all: find someone to marry me. Someone who doesn't give a big sermon or make unfunny jokes--that's what my dad's for. Matty--you know some people. Hook me up. That is all. Now I go back to laundry and what kind of meat to serve you all.