Thanks Olson for the quiz site. I didn't really want to read ahead, plan awesome lessons, or do anything productive tonight. I just took the "What Kind of Panties Are You?" I was a little surprised to find out that:
You Are Old Fashioned Undies!You're conservative and a bit unsure of your sexy-ness.Unleash that tigress a little more - she's dying to get out.Men think you're a nice girl, a little too nice to date.Go wild with a sexy g-string... and totally up your confidence!
Now, who believes this one? As I write this, I am distracted by 1. My dog "batting" at me (why did the boy teach him this?! and 2. a commercial for The Underground. It's about as good as any local commercial can be. And much, much better than the Jetter Clean commercials. Anyway, commercial says the bar is to look like the old speakeasys of the Roarin' 20s. Hmm. Not on a Saturday night. Back to the underwear thing. For the record, I am not old fashioned undies. I only have that one pair that I only wear during that one time. Yeah, it nearly covers my belly button, but again, I'm not going to mussy up a cute pair. And I have lots of thongs. Sometimes I even wear them when I'm wearing baggy pants (thus, not just to alleviate panylines). And how many people have I converted to thong wearers? Uh, yeah. This quiz sucks.
You Are Old Fashioned Undies!You're conservative and a bit unsure of your sexy-ness.Unleash that tigress a little more - she's dying to get out.Men think you're a nice girl, a little too nice to date.Go wild with a sexy g-string... and totally up your confidence!
Now, who believes this one? As I write this, I am distracted by 1. My dog "batting" at me (why did the boy teach him this?! and 2. a commercial for The Underground. It's about as good as any local commercial can be. And much, much better than the Jetter Clean commercials. Anyway, commercial says the bar is to look like the old speakeasys of the Roarin' 20s. Hmm. Not on a Saturday night. Back to the underwear thing. For the record, I am not old fashioned undies. I only have that one pair that I only wear during that one time. Yeah, it nearly covers my belly button, but again, I'm not going to mussy up a cute pair. And I have lots of thongs. Sometimes I even wear them when I'm wearing baggy pants (thus, not just to alleviate panylines). And how many people have I converted to thong wearers? Uh, yeah. This quiz sucks.
posted by KC in Katoland at 8:10 PM
2 Comments:
Yeah, I was granny panties (god, I hate that word) too, but then supposedly I'm...
"a Flashy Red Bra!
Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.
You're a charmer, with your pick of the men.
But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are.
You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!"
Which is hysterical, really, since I DO have my pick of the men. I could date my choice of either a) convicts or b) the insane.
Maybe not convicts.
No, no, Sween. You're granny panties.
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