My life right now...

So Tuesday night I was in a rush to get to school so I could finish up my paper for yes, that night's class. As I got out of the car, I realized I hadn't put any kind of make-up on. Ehn, not a big deal. Then I took a couple steps and realized I have no deodorant on! This was a problem because I could already feel the nastiness that was to ensue during my 3 1/2 hour night class. I checked my purse--normally I have a mini-sized stick in there. No such luck. I checked all three pockets of my backpack, again, because I usually have at least one. Again, I came up empty. How could I have let myself leave with no type of protection against odors and wetness? I am a stinky, stinky girl. I know this! I freely admit this. And yet, no baby freshness for me. I asked around--nobody had any. Of course, because I am the drugstore for my office. What, Cindy needs chapstick? Here ya go. Megan needs tylenol, midol, anti-depressants? Again, I am your woman. But when I need just a little freshin' up, no one can help me. Ach.

Speaking of stinky girls, when I was at Kolhs the other night (I had $10 free! FREE! You can't waste that--like some people) I went to try on a few bargain shirts I found. The entire time I was in there these two girls (high schoolers? freshmen?) were shouting back and forth at each other. "No, don't wear tank tops under your shirt because they make people look fat!" and the like. Then, one of the girls ripped it--twice. And not by accident or thinking it might be silent but was later surprised. Nope, on purpose. Then, she yelled to the other girl "Hey, can you smell that? That's pretty bad." And yes, they did know that there were other people in the dressing room. Ooh, and when I checked out, I had a 15% off coupon, but apparently they had some other deal where you got another 15% off. I only wish I hadn't put away those couple shirts that I knew I couldn't afford.